maple

A powerful program, yes, but one that drives one to put bullets into thy head. A popular engineering tool to graph and calculate hard shit.

Dude, I gotta go do my work on maple.
Dude, If I were you, I would rather gauge my own eyeballs out.

by gmoney September 16, 2004

maple

short for maplestoryseriously

ima go play maple!

by nizuki December 28, 2008

maple

When team canada has a spot for a medal position, but ends up missing it and not getting anything.

Did you see that athlete have a shot at 1st, he mapled and got 4th.

by drockd February 23, 2010

maple

A Canadian person who is a complete and utter jackass, a liar.

The guy is a total maple.

by seriouslyonlyme April 11, 2009

maple

Mad, gut wrenching, bowl echoing, stall rattling, rectum stretching, pant staining, nose-hair curling, janitor surprise... in other words, a fat runny shit, after drinking 3 cups of maple syrup.

After breakfast this morning, I've had nothing but mad maple all day.

by Paully May 8, 2003

maple

One can be called maple if they are told to hump a maple tree and willingly do it.

Richard humped a maple tree. He is now maple.

by BklynKnight February 25, 2005

maple

A person of East Indian decent who behaves and presents himself in a decidedly caucasion way. He is like a maple cookie in that he is "brown on the outside but white on the inside."

"Wow, that guy working at Burger King is such a maple!"

by CrAzYBiTcH April 30, 2005