Making a Sandwich

Making a Sandwich is code for jerking off,spanking the monkey,rubbing one out, etc. It is often used when someone asks you what you've been doing but would rather not express to the world that you were in fact playing with yourself. The expressing is usually followed by a quick wink and maybe a nod.

"Hey Jason, where the hell have you been? What were you doing?" ..."Just making a sandwich." 'wink'

by dirtykurty September 7, 2010

making a sandwich

(v) When someone in an online video game such as Halo 3 is just sitting there not moving at all is obviously away making a sandwich.

Holy crap this is the 10th time T've killed this guy. He must be making a sandwich.

by goodkall September 12, 2009

making a sandwich

doing somthing sexual to a guy that ends with stuff that looks like mayo that u put on a sandwich.

girl#1: what did you guys do last night?
girl#2: oh u know made a little sandwich.

by Julie May 20, 2004

making a sandwich

Internet slang for any form of masturbation (including masturbation of another person or mutual masturbation) while typing. This term originates from the fact that both making or consuming a sammich while typing, and masturbating while typing often have very similar looking, and quite sloppy results.

Amy: sorry guys if im not makng any sense
Skell: Amy, what the hell are you saying?
Amy: its jus that im making a sammich with my right hand so its realy hard to type
Cedric: Amy, are you masturbating?
Patty: Relax man, the woman is just making a sandwich ;).
Amy: i dont kno what youre talking about! im just eating a really good sammich
Skell: You really are masturbating, aren't you? xD
Amy: OH MY GAWD THIS SAMMICH IS SOO GEWD
Cedric: I think you have your answer right there, Skell..

by Our loudest line of defense September 25, 2013

Making a hand sandwich

Jackin' off. Wackin' yo dick, if you will.

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."

by NyanMax June 8, 2015