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makeup sex

Rough and extremely gratifying sex had after an argument.
That bitch was yelling at me all day, but she was screaming my name during makeup sex.
by DeezNutz April 9, 2003
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makeup sleep

It's like makeup sex in a sense that it's a really good sleep that you get after feeling shitty.
Man I was so tired after finals, I took a shower and passed out for like 18 hours, it was the best makeup sleep of my life!
by Haven't met you yet June 16, 2011
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makeup shotgun

The hypothetical device used by oper-made-up-women to apply a thick, ugly layer of caked-on makeup to their faces. Refers to an episode of the Simpsons where Homer invented such a device, provoking the response; "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"
"Wow, Cindy really brought out the makeup shotgun this morning - she looks like a freaking clown."
by Fnordgasm May 12, 2007
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Makeup Sex

the best way to take your anger out on your significant other.
I believe this definition defines it self. Dont beat the crap out of your boy/girl friend, after the fighting just get em back during sex.
by I dont care how they do it February 24, 2005
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Makeup shaming

When you shame someone for the amound of makeup they wear
Boy: tone down the makeup a bit, you're pretty without it
Girl: i just love makeup, your makeup shaming me
by Uh idk my name March 26, 2017
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Makeup sex

Lucy and Dre know they both did something that clearly wasn't beneficial, though not too harmful for them, so they decided to have makeup sex.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 1, 2022
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no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days

those block days in school when all of your easy classes are for some reason all together. Aka chill days. May also apply when you are sick.
p1: you look comfy today
p2: hell yeah! I got all my easy classes today
p1: so its one of those no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days?
p2: yes
by eliseschmnise September 3, 2010
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