maguired

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.

Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.

by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013

Maguired

It comes from the infamous footballer Jacob Harry Maguire

When someone messes up badly. Like fr did some dumb shit

"Did you see what Tyrone did?" "Yeah he maguired it big time"

"Oh shit i maguired it, fuck"

by Blotteren69 April 22, 2022

Maguired

The act of cumming when you stumble upon a child

Dude when I saw that kid I kind of Maguired a little.

by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018

Maguired

The act of cumming when a child is present

Dude I Maguired when I saw those kids.

by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018

Maguired

A move in sports especially football where a player dribbles another causing the dribbled to run off the ball and showing their back to the dribbler in the process

Broja maguired Zouma to score in last night's game.

by IBK90 March 2, 2022

Maguired

To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.

"So sorry I didn't turn up for that last court date, your Honour, I got Maguired."

by scunnydelight June 15, 2022

Bully Maguire

The strongest being in the whole universe. He goes through all parallel universes to bully the best of those worlds.

Thanos- I’m inevitable.
Bully Maguire- I miss the part where that’s my problem.
PROCEEDS TO SNAP

by Rafdor June 6, 2021