M.I.L.F.

Any woman in her early 30s to late 40s. These women are in danger of being attacked by horny teenaged boys.

"Hurhur, she's a MILF."
"Get therapy, dude."

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

M.I.L.F.

Mom I'd Like to fuck

Dude your moms a MILF. Dude, my moms dead. So, shes still hot!

by Josh Matheny November 19, 2003

M.I.L.F.

1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.
2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

1.self explanatory
2. "

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003

M.I.L.F.

Maclunkey I like to fuck.

Hey man, did you see Greedo's wife?
Yeah that hoe is a M.I.L.F. for real!

by MaclunkeyG June 12, 2023

M.I.L.F.

Mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs.Bree

Shawn wants to fuck the M.I.L.F. Mrs.Bree.

Lexi is going to be a M.I.L.F when she grows up.

by SDVBNLIBV December 28, 2005

M.I.L.F.

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

'look, theres a MILF!!!'

by cheezy November 7, 2002

M.I.L.F.

Mother I'd like to...

Jon Stewart: So the New York Times is an old lady, and CNN is Girls Gone Wild?
Some Guy: No, CNN is a milf.
Jon Stewart: Milf?
Some Guy: Mother I'd Like to...

by One Dope Bitch Ass AzN May 22, 2003