Lightness

A smart, intelligent man, who dislikes faggots. He is also the rich guy anywhere he goes and is.

Look, its a Lightness!

by DoomMaster May 13, 2012

the unbearable lightness of genius

the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)

when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.

by dats wight wabbit April 3, 2022

Boots of Lightness

An item from the game RuneScape, that lower your weight in kg by 3, Making you regain run energy faster, and thus running for a longer time.

When I have my Boots of Lightness on I feel like I could outrun a black man!

by Newton37888 September 29, 2008

Legitness

When your friend nails a sweet scooter trick, it is called legitness

*lands scooter trick*
"That was legitness"

by Phil0sopher June 4, 2015

legitness

When something is so legit (real, authentic) that the only word that could possibly describe it is "legitness".

"yo dats only $20 a gram"

"for realz??? I gotchu bro, dats straight legitness right there, you the man"

by Homeless Chicken August 27, 2017

Lighters Thumb

A callus or blister or indentation formed from using a Bic lighter too frequently. Caused by pushing down on the spark wheel, or the heat from the actual flame heating the metal or bad handling of a lighter.

My Lighters Thumb hurts like hell!
Look, he must smoke a-lot, he has Lighters Thumb!

by SummerBoi?! January 1, 2018

Litness test

Spin off from "litmus test".
The test that measures your "litness" level

Douchebag #1: Yo, Kyle wants to hang out with us, what should I say?

Douchebag #2: Brah hell to the nah, he ain't pass the litness test. He wack.

by ReyesXS April 23, 2017