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Lan Sizhui

A character in the light novel Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/Founder of Diabolism/魔道祖师. There is also a donghua adaptation, a drama adaptation called The Untamed/陈情令, an audio drama adaptation, and a manhua adaptation.

Lan Sizhui, or Lan Yuan, is the most adorable junior in the whole show, the son of everyone’s favourite gay protagonists, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji. At one point in the drama, he said (translated to English), “I understand that you were tragically poor in your past life,” which proves that he is amazing. He also was the only Lan Sect junior to be praised (not out loud) by the main character when they met with neither realising who the other was. This shows that Sizhui is the best and smartest junior, much superior to the young mistress Jin Ling who was spoiled as a child.

When Sizhui was a toddler, he was addressed as A-Yuan, with his name being Wen Yuan. When he first saw Lan Wangji, because he was lost and scared, he clung to Wangji’s leg and called him ‘dad’. In the burial mounds, he was buried in the ground with radishes and told that he would grow faster in the ground, and other children might even sprout to play with him. In the Gusu Lan Sect, he was buried under a mound of rabbits. All of these incidents show that Sizhui was adorable as a child and still is.

All in all, Sizhui is the best.
Lan Sizhui kindly persuaded Wei Wuxian to return the array flag, a more effective method than Jingyi’s threatening.
by TK A-Yuan June 5, 2020
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The Lan Sentence

The hardest and most difficult sentence on a page. Often used in school as the hardest sentence on a page that the teacher could ask you to read out loud.

Also can be used as The Lan Question which is the hardest question one could be asked.

Opposite of The Tom Sentence
Wow TaiRei, LaoShi just asked you to read The Lan Sentence.

I know, we haven't learned any of those words from the Go200 book yet!
by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009
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lan si lan yong linsi

Swear word among the chinese/canto/singlish community to describe someone who is cocky/arrogant
Example
Person1: I don't think you can pass your upcoming exams which is due next week. I hardly see you study at all
Person2: OF COURSE I CAN PASS. DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME! PLEASE!
Person1: Can you please don't be lan si lan yong linsi

END
by jacktan1993 November 28, 2023
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LAN party smell

The way your computer usually smells after a LAN party.

Although this also goes for massive LAN parties, it's especially appliable for private LAN parties.

When you are playing with friends at private LAN parties, they are most of the time held in relatively small rooms with bad air ventilation (like garages or living rooms). Sitting with at least eight people in a small room breathing the same air with running computers for a whole night long gives the air a nasty smell. When you are in it yourself you don't really notice it (ever been in a bar?). When there are smokers there (this is in 99% of the cases true) it makes it a lot worse.

Computers circulate air trough the case with fans to cool the components inside. If your computer runs all night in an enviroment like that, it has circulated a lot of that air trough it. So, the next day when you come home and turn your computer on for the first time, you'll get a blast of nasty air out of the back of the case. Usually it takes at least 2 days of full running time before it disappears.
example 1: Man, it's been a week and my computer still has that LAN party smell.

example 2: When i turned my computer on for the first time after that LAN party i had to throw my windows open because of the LAN party smell.
by dickkwikkwek January 2, 2007
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Lan-da-sack

A pathetic loser in real life that goes on urban dictionary to suck even harder.
shitbrick:
oh hey! hey! I'm a fucking loser in real life but sooooo popular here!vote me up my homiez!

normal person 1:
no shit asswipe. why dont you go suck some more Lan-da-sack.

normal person 2:
yea yea biznatch. suck my Landasack HO.
by HAHAHO October 16, 2008
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Jamba broei sasa lan

Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is een cult waarbij de volgers geloven in de god: Jamba Broei Sasa Lan.
De volgers van de cult beweren dat deze god 4 symbolen Heeft gecreëerd: Grolsch, sigaretten, frituur en racisme.
Om je bij deze cult aan te sluiten moet je voldoen aan 3 eisen: je moet minstens 3 bier op kunnen, minstens een pakje marlboro per dag oproken en kkr veel frituren.
Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is de grootste, meest racistische cult die er bestaat
by anonymous October 29, 2020
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Siktir lan

'Fuck off man/dude' or "Get fucked man/dude'. The Turkish verb 'siktirmek' meaing literally meaning "to become fucked" is often compounded with the word 'lan' meaning something like 'dude' or 'man'. When added together these two words become a beautiful, melodious swearword.
Siktir lan orospu cocugu!
Fuck off man, you son of a bitch!
by Tom Baillie March 19, 2005
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