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Another word for someone who is similar to a Karen. Preferably used on people named Ryan.
Hey did you hear what Ryan said about you?

Omg yeah he's such a kumquat
Kumquat by simpforduke March 17, 2021
one wicked sweet fruit. although it's actually kind of bitter.
Should I have eaten the kumquat with or without the skin on?
kumquat by Ava and Lauren May 19, 2006
Used as an insult.
Person 1: Hey there!

Person 2: Shutup you fucking Kumquat.
Kumquat by Zombie_Huntr November 14, 2009
Something you call someone when they're being a lazy little bitch
"Cleidus come to the gym and stop being a kumquat, be a homie"
kumquat by Cleidus October 10, 2018
A tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. This yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a dickweed was crossed with a pussywillow yielding the kumquat.
What is this a miniature orange? No it's a kumquat!
You kumquat!
She is as stupid as a kumquat.
Kumquat by Mary Poppins 2.0 November 29, 2016