Krafting

A gigantic smile

A smile so bright it makes your day

I once caught a chick Krafting to a horribile joke I made because she dug me.

by Plick456 August 25, 2010

Krafting

The act of going to the gym to workout, almost immediately taking a shit upon arrival, and then leaving on completion of the bowel movement

After school, Andrew was invited to go to the gym with his friends but ended up krafting once he got there.

by Raj D'amal January 28, 2014

Robert Krafting

The act of owning a football team, wearing chains, and soliciting prostitutes.

When I grow up I want to do some Robert Krafting.

by Slim Tim Jim February 22, 2019

krofting

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.

Krofting at the VIP

by Explixitx January 9, 2015

Kratting

When you creep on girls so hard you go from normal to creeper status. This also includes taking privy pictures of girls at bars, street corners, beaches, and the grocery store. There are specific rules to kratting such as silencing your phone when taking pictures and wearing shades at all times.

We were at the beach today and there were so many hot girls. Man we were kratting so hard.

That guy is a master kratsman.

You have won the KOTY (Kratsman of the year) award.

I'm kratting so hard it's kratastic.

by DT CEO July 8, 2012

krauting

When a girl eats Saurkraut off your balls.

krauting? Tonight? Fuck yea - she's krauting all night. We're talking Costco sized.

by thinkev June 16, 2016

kraftin

The art of pulling out right before ejaculation during doggy style and proceeding to nut on the girls back. Then you open a box of Kraft Mac n' Cheese and dump the dry macaroni on the girl's cum-covered back. Shout what the macaroni picture you made looks like after the girl stands up so the dry macaroni not bonded by the adhesive falls off.

Dude - SPACESHIP!
GIRL - Are you kraftin on me again?
Dude - Shut up bitch! (insert backhand)

by Kraft Master Witchdoctor Doom February 22, 2011