knobin

A male who is always the alpha male's side kick. Originates from the super sidekick duo, Batman and Robin. As a team Knobin can sidekick Twatman. He is predominantly known for his ability to laugh at whatever the alpha says and join him in ogling girls that are way out his league whilst stating that said girls would "get it" or "definitely love it up them".

Knobin lacks self esteem and shrinks into his shell when exposed to female interaction. Normally wears Superdry clothing.

"Look at that Knobin" stated whilst pointing to a lerch like character standing just behind the shoulder of a slightly shorter, more confident man brandishing a pint and leaning slightly backwards making comments about women that either haven't noticed or chosen to ignore them.

by Jlcha927 May 15, 2014

Knobin Hood

a term given to gentlemen whom have not had their foreskins removed at any time in their lives. Therefore, their knob (Penis head) is in a hood (foreskin).

"Hey Knobin Hood, you scrape out your hood in the shower today?"

by PacoTaco906 January 9, 2010

Door Knobin'

The male equivalent of scissoring.

Ned and Rob got their rocks off by door knobin'.

by Skullcrusherjones December 5, 2011

knowingness

Word used by Berry Gordy in a Memorial Tribute to Michael Jackson immortalizing it: an awareness of self that transcends age or experience.

Knowingness drove Michael Jackson to immortalize himself in both life and death.

by Guido1 July 7, 2009

Joff Knobie

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich

My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010

I’m already knowin

basically means you know exactly what somebody means and they don’t need to go in depth about a situation or explain any further. The term can be used in many situations

term founded by Atlanta natives

Me: she a groupie you could probably hit too!
You: I’m already knowin.

by laterloser1 August 24, 2020

Knobis

A person who is an absolute dickhead and disgustingly so. A person who is a knob and a khobis.

F-Bomb: Yo Moon, you're a knob.
A-Gyal: Yo Moon, you're a khobis.
Moon: I am indeed a Knobis.

by jibcheese January 21, 2017