klondike barring

When two women use their vaginas to fight over a klondike bar before it melts. Whoever it melts inside the other has to eat it.

Man did you watch those two girls klondike barring last night?

Yeah dude that was awesome.

by buttmaster420 June 13, 2014

Klondike bar

Something I would kill you for.

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.

by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009

Klondike Bar

klondike bar - CRAZY GOOD

klondike bar - its a fucking ice cream bar

by tupacshakur32 June 11, 2006

Klondike Bar

The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.

My girlfriend got mad drunk and I gave her three Klondike Bars. Boom!

by NapyCuzinzLLC September 6, 2010

klondike bar

A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike

Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.

by Luigi August 6, 2004

klondike bar

a tavern for eskimo lesbians

Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

Klondike Bar

When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.

She was like "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And i said shit on your chest and cum on it.

by shittytits April 5, 2010