kiwid

when someone like kiwi__archer in runescape totally screws you over by telling you he's going to help you by doing something or giving you something for free, demands that you meet in a hard to get place in runescape, and when you get there they tele

guy 1: wtf are you doing in 55 wilderness
guy 2: i got fuckin kiwid

by kiwi__archer February 6, 2008

kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.

The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.

by yaboymd March 7, 2017

kiwi dinosaur

A person who brings a single serving food item for themselves at a potluck party.

"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."

by nugeny_x May 13, 2014

Real Kiwi Hours

The hours between 7 am and 7 pm during which the diurnal meme creature, the Kiwi, frolics spreading life and love , and the nocturnal meme creature, the Isopod sleeps waiting for it's time to herald the night through 7 pm to 7 am.

Person A: "Yo bro, what you doin during Real Kiwi Hours"?

Person B: "Oh I'm just gonna to bill's house and crack open some cold one's with the boys, nothin special"

by Mr. Meme Connoisseur February 9, 2018

Kiwicopter

A teammate in an fps game that either gets you killed or is useless. It can also be the act of dying.

Oh look here comes the kiwicopter.

by AlphaWolf7spirit October 17, 2017

Kiwi pass

Kiwis (New Zealanders) are internationally renowned for smoking joints down to the cardboard filter.
A "Kiwi pass" is when the roach is passed on to the next person and results in them burning their fingers and mouths if they try to inhale since there's nothing left.
Brought about because Kiwis smoke 100% pure joints and people from other countries mix their's with tobacco. Thus the very end of joints in NZ are still good but overseas they are less than good.

"What the hell are you passing that to me for, I dont want no kiwi pass!"

by Slippery as an Eel May 8, 2007

kiwishine

Kiwishine is a type of shiny brown shoe polish to give hairless indians that terrific shine that reflects all light that comes into contact of affected area. This will work well if you are indian and you gamble in hair.

To raid gay bars, the pillager applied some kiwishine onto his smooth, satisfying head to blind all of those around him with the terrific shine.

by KiwiShine December 27, 2020