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Joinks

How ghetto people say joints when refering to objects
Tyron: Check out my new kicks
Darnell: Yo, dem joinks is tight!
by reefKeeperRL June 24, 2009
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Jonksauce

Hey look, there's Jonksauce, walkin' down the street. Ew...
by what_the_boss May 13, 2010
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The Jinks Effect

1) Meteorological (most common association):
Extremely severe and inclement weather. In particular, when bad weather comes as a surprise following an optimisitc forecast.

2) A person or thing that is believed to bring bad luck (Jinks or Jinx)

3) A condition or period of bad luck that appears to have been caused by a specific person or thing.
The sudden and surprising change in weather that resulted in the tsunami is thought to have been caused by The Jinks Effect.
by Weatherman September 12, 2012
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rub joints

Hotels designed for high occupancy but with lower quality and amenities. Lodging for ordinary people.
"The hotels here are bigger and swankier than any of the rub joints back in Las Vegas."
-Hyman Roth in Godfather II talking about hotels in Havana.
by Jennifer Henry December 27, 2006
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hi-jinks

noisy and rowdy activity, usually involving mischievous pranks.
where you there last night? hi-jinks were off the hook!!
by bot tech September 17, 2005
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jinkster

Scottish word used to encompass the art of being a player, pimp & O.G all rolled into one.
Man, that guy Jinkster just walks this land.
He's going snowbombing next year, he's going to get so much ass it's not even fair. He can get totally mingbagged all night and be ready to get right back on it the next day.
by oldskool-b-boy September 18, 2013
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Joink

Verb - An action that when marked by the exclamation of the word in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers absolute, inarguable, legal ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.
For the joink to be valid, the joinker must fully remove the joinked object/subject (oh yes, it is doable, but only the bravest dare even attempt to pull off a subject-joink) from the joinkee. Like between swords in a Devil's Threesome, there must be NO contact between the joinkee and joinked object/subject for the joink to be valid.

"-Gods damn it!
I cherished my dane axe, but I had to forge a new one when my brother came out of nowhere and joyfully exclaimed, "JOINK!" while taking it from my belt before I could react.
Now I can't even axe him to get it back to me!"
by LepraBoy June 10, 2014
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