john wilkes booth

After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.

Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.

john wilkes booth by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005

John Wilkes Booth

Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.

i just john wilkes booth'd your mom

John Wilkes Booth by Drew Donald October 26, 2007

John Wilkes Booth

The sexual act of ramming someone from behind then pulling out and ejaculating on the back of their head. Afterward, jumping out their window, taking off running, and yelling "The South shall rise again!!"

" I was banging Miranda last night, and didn't feel like cuddling, so I gave her the 'ol John Wilkes Booth and booked it out of there."

John Wilkes Booth by Cookmoney June 11, 2013

John Wilkes Booth

The man who did Lincoln extra dirty

John: You ever heard of John Wilkes Booth?
Tyson: Yes he is the guy who did Lincoln dirty

John Wilkes Booth by JFK Shot First May 28, 2018

John Wilkes Booth

After giving a girl an Abe Lincoln (see the definition), working up another cumshot and blowing it in the back of her head, then getting the hell out of there.

Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.

John Wilkes Booth by Prestinian March 22, 2003

John Wilkes Booth

Teh dude that shot Lincoln dead in a theather in 1865.

I know this guy's great-great-grandson, Patrick Booth.

John Wilkes Booth by squee1 September 13, 2005

John Wilkes Booth

While in a movie theater you blow a load on the back of someone's head and then try to run out before you get caught.

The guy in front of me sure was pissed when I gave him a John Wilkes Booth

John Wilkes Booth by snizzlewizzle May 17, 2021