john smiths

possibly then greatest beer in all the world but only drank in england. it is unstoppably creamy and doesnt hav that bitter taste wat guinness has. evry1 in the world (apart from america) should drink it

i went out last nite n drank 54 pints of john smiths extra cold at the jolly farmer

by b bibble August 31, 2005

John Smith

The name of a person with unimaginative parents.

Whats your name? John Smith
Another one ?!?!?

by Pumpk1ng February 19, 2017

john smith

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

by -\_/- December 28, 2005

John Smith

Dr Who's pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real identity to.

Random: Who are you
The Dr: uhh...John Smith

by some random stalker August 23, 2010

John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

by John Smith May 13, 2005

John Smith

Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.

Name:
eg. John Smith

by John Cactus October 10, 2006

John Smith

The name given to the top requested male whore in prison.

For two packs of smokes you can get John Smith.

by Rob Aldridge February 27, 2007