The most persuasive people in the entire galaxy. Even their lies are persuasive. They train at McDonalds.
Exe 1
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: (waves his hand) You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Exe 2
Guy: I'd like a big mac, please.
Cashier(The jedi's secret identity):Buy a drink and fries
Guy: Yeah. A drink & fries.
Most jedis eventually becomes politicians, CEOs, marketers, lawyers & PR consultants.
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: (waves his hand) You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Exe 2
Guy: I'd like a big mac, please.
Cashier(The jedi's secret identity):Buy a drink and fries
Guy: Yeah. A drink & fries.
Most jedis eventually becomes politicians, CEOs, marketers, lawyers & PR consultants.
by DS Owner August 14, 2007
1. The singular term denoting a member of the Jedi, which is a fictional order of warrior priests that is depicted in the Star Wars media franchise.
2. A person who is either highly skilled at some task, or who is an extraordinary practitioner of some occupation. The word 'jedi', when used for that purpose, is usually preceded by the word that denotes that particular task, and followed by the word that denotes that particular occupation (e.g. barbecue jedi, jedi mechanic).
2. A person who is either highly skilled at some task, or who is an extraordinary practitioner of some occupation. The word 'jedi', when used for that purpose, is usually preceded by the word that denotes that particular task, and followed by the word that denotes that particular occupation (e.g. barbecue jedi, jedi mechanic).
Yoda, the Jedi master, emphasized to his students that a jedi's power flows from the Force.
Did you see that awesomely rad Power Point presentation that Schuyler made? I swear, he's like a Power Point jedi.
Well, the toilet is finally fixed, thanks to my brother, the jedi plumber.
Did you see that awesomely rad Power Point presentation that Schuyler made? I swear, he's like a Power Point jedi.
Well, the toilet is finally fixed, thanks to my brother, the jedi plumber.
by thaMikeRoolah October 21, 2014
A portly 30-something man who, after becoming unemployed, has decided to stay home and work odd part-time jobs from home. He rarely leaves the house, unless he is taken somewhere by his wife or new mommy. When accosted by friends concerning his demise, he doesn't care, because it is insanely obvious that he is supremely aware of how his actions will ultimately affect him and those around him.
by Rick the Nature Boy April 09, 2008
jedi are at the top of the fighter hierarchy.
they beat pirates (only by a little) and ninja (by a whole lot)
the hierarchy is as follows:
JEDI
PIRATES
NINJA
WORMS
they beat pirates (only by a little) and ninja (by a whole lot)
the hierarchy is as follows:
JEDI
PIRATES
NINJA
WORMS
by Andrea Lynn May 16, 2007
Of or pertaining to something "cool". Can be used in replacement of fly, da bomb, slick, or hella goddamn badass. Since all of those terms suck ass, jedi is used.
by blazey July 08, 2004
by The Cat's Pyjamaz August 24, 2008
by Sonny Minhas January 13, 2005