by speck19 July 1, 2015
Get the jagaloon mug.A person, preferably a man, who is social awkward. Usually has a "deep in thought" look on their face, even though this person rarely thinks. Can being knocked down by a weak gust of wind. Commonly referred to as a, "Steven Plaisance." A person who acts foolish, strangely, or ignorantly. Jagaloons should be kept out of reach of children and monitored around small animals.
by ralven April 2, 2011
Get the jagaloon mug.A person who acts like a complete jackass all the time despite their perceived age and wisdom, particularly whilst consuming alcohol.
by Bacokaj broos February 8, 2018
Get the Jagaloon mug.Any one adult person who engages in acts of a mentally retarded child. Someone who clearly demonstrates a lack of commitment to maturity and the responsibilities that come with it.
Dr. Doback in Step Brothers to his 40 year old son living at home who cant get a job or act like an adult:
"You Jagaloons! You're FAILURES!!"
"You Jagaloons! You're FAILURES!!"
by mahatma ice August 4, 2009
Get the Jagaloon mug.The guy in a bar who wears a (pink) polo shirt, two sizes too small, with a popped collar; and probably drove there in a Honda Civic.
Bra 1: I Just ordered that Jagaloon an appletini.
Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
by PhuzzyLogic July 13, 2009
Get the Jagaloon mug.by FlyerFire December 25, 2021
Get the Jagaloon mug.The guy in a bar who wears a (pink) polo shirt, two sizes too small, with a popped collar; and probably drove there in a Honda Civic.
Bra 1: I Just ordered that Jagaloon an appletini.
Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
by PhuzzyLogic July 13, 2009
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