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Jacuzzing

Marinating in a relaxed state of mind ;Vibing on an uncontrollable level
Male 1:Wat the hell is that dude jus sittin there for.
Male 2: Hey get the hell up man ....over here jacuzzing and shit.
Male 1: Yeah get up....and get to work
by Bennet Bois February 20, 2010
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Jacuzzi Jazz

A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.

Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.

Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)
It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!

My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 23, 2019
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Jazzing

When someone is lying or blowing up something up bigger than what it is.
Person 1: "My one Pikachu sweeped an entire team of Mewtwo."
Person 2: "He get to jazzing it."
Person 1: "I stamp I'm not jazzing."
Person 2: "You always lying I swear you the King of Jazzing."
by H2OMudkip September 4, 2016
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swedish jacuzzi

A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids
Dad: Hey kids I’m home!

Step daughters: bring any steak?
Dad: yes I made it in the Swedish jacuzzi
by Yanguskhan69 September 30, 2020
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jazzing around

the act of relaxing in a fashionable and classy manner.
Laney, Ben, and Mr. Rodgers were Jazzing around today; playing on their GameBoy's while wearing zipper pants.

Ben was done licking door knobs for the day, so he decided to jazz around with Laney and watch The Lion King on VHS.
by ManWithTwoArms February 10, 2014
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Jacuzzi Effect

When an individual farts in a body of water.
"Grandpa farts like a howitzer. Anyone can see his Jacuzzi effect from a mile away. But he's family so what are you gonna do?"
by Superfudge August 14, 2021
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Poor Man's Jacuzzi

When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.
My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.
by Sick Mike August 16, 2009
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