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insertia

This term that is a portmanteau represents the tendency for someone to always insert themselves into conversations that they are not a part of and therefore being consistent and unchanged in their behavior.
As Donna began to speak about her wonderful childhood summer camp experiences, you know who resumed her act of insertia by announcing that she too had summers as a child but did not go to camp. Instead she had adopted a ferret that died in her arms and she remains traumatized by this to this very day. No one paid her condolences.
by von groovy August 14, 2024
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[InsertAnyFirstName]

"The most beautiful, cute, cuddly, sexy, courageous, badass, smart, funny, exciting, super-duper, special, unique person around. InsertAnyFirstName has sex like a psychopathic, horny chimpanzee high on ecstasy, but is also there for you when you are dying inside and just need someone to hug." Basically, the best person ever whose name you add to urbandictionary because you're so fond of them.

But don't be fooled, this really isn't a valid system for voicing admiration because for every single first name you can think of, there is a description on urbandictionary saying that that particular individual is the best. While InsertAnyFirstName supposedly holds every possible good quality a person can possess, it doesn't really matter because the majority of people reading the description of InsertAnyFirstName don't give a shit at all. Since everybody who has a first name has a description on urbandictionary, that obviously means that there is a flagrant amount of insincerity going on and that most people disagree over who really is the "best." Moreover, said descriptions are often strewn with the most atrocious grammatical mistakes ever to occur in humanity's history, thus making the comments even more stupid to those reading them:
Girl: Bordinakonquo is the most amaaaazing guy evar!!!! He is a gigntic freake in bed and is always their wen u need sumone to litsen!!!!! All hsi broz bow to him wen he wlks in th rooom. And most of al, he's th mostt loveable man aliev!!!

Other Girl: Really? That sounds exactly like the description I saw the other day for InsertAnyFirstName!...*compares names* It is the same!! You're an insincere, stupid bitch!
by jokerman15 October 21, 2011
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tactical insertion

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse
John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck
by ablahblah January 11, 2010
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inertia

Simple terms: The 'reason' that to why you have to use some sort of effort to move or stop something like an object.

The law/principle of inertia states that a body at rest will remain at rest and a body in motion will continue moving with a constant velocity unless acted upon by an external non zero force.

Don't confuse this with momentum
Due to inertia, a moving body in space (ie a vacuum) will not stop or deviate unless another non zero force acts on it (eg gravity)
by White Razor March 29, 2007
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Homework Inertia

The amount of effort it takes to get started on your homework.
Jim has a lot of Homework Inertia, he took until 11:00 PM to care about getting started on it.
by andy2stacks September 22, 2012
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Melodic Inertia

noun.
The undeniable force from music causing movement in humans.
1. Everyone ran to the artist Fake ID's concert to feel the melodic inertia.
2. The melodic inertia was in the room tonight!
by MrMelodicInertia November 30, 2022
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inserting the seal team

masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines.
wew, just got done inserting the seal team
by dj311 January 30, 2007
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