-"I want to become a Helge"
-" But your hair is already fluffy, and you're cute, and you have a big smile too"
-" But your hair is already fluffy, and you're cute, and you have a big smile too"
by phlandran December 03, 2010
by piyox420andreev August 14, 2010
Jan was born in Iraq 22nd of August. He grew up as a poor boy, always playing with guns and granades. Jan is now about fifty, with three sons and a jew wife called Bente. One of their sons, called Jan-Magnils has recently participated in a terrorist action in Iran. The movement he is in is founded by great, great holy Jan...
"EY niggah! What the fuck is Jan doin' up here in my crib with a C4- PLastic Dynamite hid in his turban!?"...
by Has March 31, 2005
A guy that gets all the pussy, gets so much pussy that he has the username "pussyslayer69" reserved.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.
"Oh did you guys see Tor-Helge, that six-pack is fukin fab"
"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"
"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"
by emrik gorbachov February 25, 2021
Person 1: Come over and hang!
Person 2: No I just want to bathe!
Person 1: Haha you do be pulling a Helge.
Person 2: No I just want to bathe!
Person 1: Haha you do be pulling a Helge.
by Grenschen November 11, 2022
Helge is the coolest boy ever with very large penis and ballsack pls give him all your money. if ur name is milla you owe him 5000 dollar
by coolboy4728347 November 17, 2022
Helge is a retarded faggot midget.
by Trysil November 20, 2023