heightcel

a man who is so short (under 6') that no woman would ever choose him

chud: hi
becky: ew get away you disgusting sub5 heightcel freak

by goyimcrusader January 6, 2026

Heightier

When the height of an object gains more height.

"Has Kurt put on a few inches?" "Oh yeah, he's definitely a bit heightier since you saw him last."

She was 5'10, too? Damn, the average woman on tinder is getting heightier.

by They call me KG August 28, 2019

Heighternal Twins

Twins because of height

Kenzie: Faternal Twins?
Donavan: nope we’re heighternal twins

by Tykoi May 1, 2020

heightleaded

Your description of how you feel after you've had too much to drink.

Wow, I feel sho heightleaded I cand even shtand up shtraight, led alone try ta walk a shtraight line!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

Heightenhaus

(hi-den-hou-ziz) - The act of be excessively tall or above average in height and tends to weigh less than 150lbs. This quality of skill can be used to get “out of reach objects” for others, dodging bullets thru used of turning sideways being thinner than a piece of paper, and has the ability to inhale copious amounts of Marijuana on a daily basis.

Heightenhaus, is there ever one day you will stop being so damn tall?

by theTEAM_31 July 11, 2010

Heightened & Enlightened

The state of a person after smoking a joint and drinking a warm cup of espresso coffee. One's mind is equal parts relaxed and hyper, allowing for optimal cognitive abilities.

"Tom was exhausted and stressed from studying. I guess you could say he got a little Heightened & Enlightened last night to cope!"

by Reverend Donk Bonkers August 11, 2020

heightest

A bad remark about someones height

Person 1: you are too small
Person 2: that's heightest

by ilovedoctorwho September 22, 2013