hatebate

To sexually please one's self while hating the object of pleasure. The inevitable result of Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.

I'll probably hatebate to Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.

by jagnutz August 8, 2009

Hatebate

When you hate yourself but don't want to do anything to change so you masterbate to make the pain go away but hate yourself more after.

My life's a dumpster fire and I hate myself, better go hatebate.

by Dumpster fire 72 January 3, 2017

Fortnite Hatebase

The most purely cancerous hatebase ever! They make death threats to you for even mentioning fortnite! They don’t understand that it’s okay that not everyone has to have the same opinion and they are cancer mixed with aids.

Person A: I like fortnite.
Person B: I hope you f—ing die from cancer and aids and then burns in the fiery pits, you motherf—ing a—hole!
Person C: OMG IT’S JUST AN OPINION! CAN YOU JUST DRINK BLEACH AND DIE PERSON B! GOD, I HATE THE FORTNITE HATEBASE!

by Dray’s Dictionary December 31, 2019

haterbate

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon

"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."

by mattymills11 December 22, 2008

Hatedate

When you go to an event with someone you have broken up with but you don't want to give up or sell the tickets and you go anyways with the person the person you now hate

I am going on a hatedate tonight with Chad bc I didn't want to give up the tickets to the wine tasting...fufure garden might occur. (Not to be confused with make up sex)

by Mikethetattoogod February 21, 2018

hate-bate

Just like hate sex, but the masturbation version.

God that bitch is so stupid. I think I'm gonna hate-bate to her.

by NotMyRealNameDerp December 4, 2010

haterbate

To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.

Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.

Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?

Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.

Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.

bro 1 "high five" bro 2

by scooterchill April 18, 2011