grubes

Grubes are gray pubes. Specifically found among very old aged humans.

Timothy: What the fuck is that smell and what the hell is stuck in your teeth?

John: That would be your grandma and some of her grubes.

by Taco Bandit 87 June 29, 2011

Grubered

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.

The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.

by Cree Wise November 14, 2014

Grubermeister

Someone getting beligerant drunk of European beer.

Kevin French declaring himself the Grubermeister while drinking Gruberhof.

by Dr. Toboggan February 20, 2012

Gruben

Is the biggest ghetto in all of northern Norway. The people there are noisy, loud, rebellious and generally bad people. They are all wannabe gangsters, and speed all around town in their Volvo 240's. Can be used as an adjective.

Hey, do you wanna go to the community center?
That is sooo Gruben

by ghett0man June 13, 2015

grubenschnitzel

Grubenschnitzel ist a pseudo-German word invented by Americans, because they thought this combination of words sounded funny and every American knows what 'Schnitzel' means. Literally translated it would mean something like 'pit cutlet' which makes no sense whatsoever. It has no meaning in Germany. It is unknown when this word started to become a fad.

'His mother is a grubenschnitzel.'

'Do you want some grubenschnitzel for breakfast? I made you some.'

'This grubenschnitzel is really pissing me off. Can't he shut up for one second?.'

'Hey, ask this German guy what 'grubenschnitzel' means!'

by nosnerruh August 31, 2014

grubering

When you accidentally tell the truth about something.

John Gruber is grubering everybody by accidentally saying that Obamacare was intentionally written so that stupid voters couldn't understand it.

by FBHO November 14, 2014

Bonnie Gruesen

A Starkid, plays Hermione Granger in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. Is totally awesome, but can't draw. Sings "The Coolest Girl," written by Darren Criss.

Person: Who's Bonnie Gruesen?
Starkid Fan: THE COOLEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

by melissafreakingpotter March 14, 2011