grinched

The act of being robbed just days before Christmas, just like the Grinch who stole Christmas.

My friend got grinched and now has to scramble to find presents for his kids

by gjjammin February 03, 2010

grinched

a weird sounding but fake sexual act, that a boy may brag about doing to a girl, when really he fell asleep

:Mike what did you do with Hannah?
:Oh...i grinched her

by meemeemike March 01, 2011

grinched

When a person who is unattractive inconcievably ends up dating someone who is significantly hotter, thereby unfairly removing him or her as a dating option.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that Brian's dating Sarah? She's waaaay out of his leauge.

Person 2: Yeah, I know, he totally grinched her!

by TMNS6789 September 27, 2011

grinche

the opposite of a smile

Yvonne: I think it's kind of weird that there isn't a word for the opposite of a smile. I'll call it a "grinche".

by poppop92 February 04, 2023

Grinch

The best fucking creature in all of fucking Whoville.

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- Grinch Harper

"I had the best of times last night with the Grinch, his dick was so green and hairy."

or

"I went to the Grinch's house last week. He lives on the tip of Mount Crumpit and has a killer view"

by grinchlover December 03, 2018

Grinched

When you come home, and all of your belongings are gone, even the light bulbs.

My ex wife grinched me

by mildot December 21, 2014

grinch

Slang word meaning cunt from the How I Met Your Mother episode: How Lily Stole Christmas.

Ted: On Marshall's answering machine Hey, Marshall. Still moping on the couch about Lily? Forget about her. You need to get over that Grinch.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say Grinch. I said a bad word. I said a very, very bad word...
Ted: Oh, fudge.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say fudge.

Ted: She took the decorations? That Grinch!
Older Ted: Flashback That time I really did say Grinch.

by Mike Stark June 10, 2014