a particularly greasy trackpad on a laptop; usually resulting from eating while browsing the web or playing WOW
Jon: Here, use my laptop.
Mike: I'm not touching that thing, just look at that greasepad! Disgusting!
Mike: I'm not touching that thing, just look at that greasepad! Disgusting!
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Get the greasepad mug.The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
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This is slang that originated with American soldiers during World War II. Many US troops were armed with their fully automatic equivalent of the STEN gun, the M3 submachine gun which, because of its resemblance to the mechanic’s tool was called the ‘grease gun’. With the slightly macabre humour prevalent amongst those who are in combat, enemy troops killed by this weapon were referred to as having been ‘greased’.
It quickly came to mean killed by multiple bullet wounds from any type of machine gun. It was during the Vietnam War, however, that its use expanded and increased quite dramatically until it became used to describe any death in action against the enemy.
There is now some evidence to suggest that the word greased is being used to describe any violent death, even where this is not in combat and when it may even be an accident.
It quickly came to mean killed by multiple bullet wounds from any type of machine gun. It was during the Vietnam War, however, that its use expanded and increased quite dramatically until it became used to describe any death in action against the enemy.
There is now some evidence to suggest that the word greased is being used to describe any violent death, even where this is not in combat and when it may even be an accident.
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Get the greaseball mug.Term giving to someone who has acheived a certain level of greasiness. Can be used for greasy hair, skin or a general greasy presence. Greasepot generates from the disease Greasitis, where a person; normally a youth; develops grease so potent it is physically impossible to look at he/she in excess of 5.3 seconds.
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