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godfather's choice 

The offer of a career opportunity that can't be refused. Usually in the context of being pushed out of one's current position. While the opportunity has superficial attractiveness, it requires an immense sacrifice if accepted. If not accepted, the alternative is career harikiri.
I was given the godfather's choice - stay in New York as the CFO and be ostracized by my boss & my peers. Or I take the job as the CEO in Palookaville, without my family for a year.
godfather's choice by jobweary October 2, 2006
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Godfather's Pizza

A privately owned restaurant chain headquartered in Omaha, Nebraska, that operates fast casual Italian franchises and Pizza Express locations
Godfather's Pizza is the best.

godfather syndrome 

Occurs in movie franchises when a third installment of a movie franchise is widely considered disappointing compared to the previous two.

Based on The Godfather Part III, which is commonly considered inferior to Part I and II.
Seen Spiderman 3? Worst case of Godfather Syndrome I've seen in years.
godfather syndrome by nrrork June 22, 2008

Godfather Shits 

A saga of bowel movements in which the first two in the series are epic and the third is underwhelming at best.
Guy 1: "Bro, I housed 2 Chipotle burritos before we went to the party and then I played 17 consecutive games of pong....then we got pizza after too! Needless to say, I had Godfather Shits today!"

Guy 2: "At least the last one didn't kill you"

godfather syndrome 

When someone likes the famous "Godfather" movies (originally a book by Mario Puzo and made into a film by Francis Ford Coppola) so much that they become convinced that they are really a Mafia boss and try to act like they've just finished running their shooting scenes. Symptoms may include constant quotations, dressing like one of the Dons, obsessive interest in Sicily, listening to Tarantella over and over again, and becoming creepily and quietly aggressive.
godfather syndrome guy: "hey you, what are you looking at? that's right i'm talking to you."

random bewildered person: "leave me alone you creeper."

godfather syndrome guy: "you want me to leave? i'll tell you what to leave: leave the gun. take the cannoli."

random bewildered person: ..........
godfather syndrome by AliceOctober September 22, 2009

Godfather Syndrome 

The week after you have first seen the Mario Puzo's The Godfather when you imagine yourself being the don of a mob within your city, school, etc.
You had major godfather syndrome when you pretended that there was a mafia in our school.

I can't believe that you pretented to have the homework business as one of your assets when you had godfather syndrome.

Godfather strats 

The ability to be on the other side of the map when the whole team is dead. Also only uses Ella and ash to get kills.
Classic Godfather strats, no where near the team.
Godfather strats by Zammit14 December 29, 2017