Geyser

A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax

Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

geyser

1) Noun: A spring characterized by intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently and accompanied by a vapour phase (steam). Wikipedia.com

2) Verb: A method used to get drunk fast, while remaining classy: Pour a large amount of hard alcohol into a cup, Grab cup with right hand and your bottle/can/container of chaser with your left. Chug the alcohol in the cup, immediately pour the chaser into the cup and chug that. slang

Ew that girl just took a handle pull and she has herpes. I was going to take a handle pull, but now I will geyser it.

by thefunkySmonkey May 12, 2013

Geyser

The skin around your butthole. The geyser is to the butthole what the areola is to the nipple.

I havent showered in a week my geyser is itchy.

by Gabey baby May 18, 2014

Geyser

A bloke who's a bit hard and thinks he's the dogs bollox.

That geyser just pinched my birds arse.

by B January 22, 2004

Geyser

someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air

Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?

Yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.

by Your Mom May 9, 2004

geyser

The sexual act when a male urinates in a female's anus and she in return flatulates, expelling the urine in a blast similar to the geyser of the American West

When expelled with less force or with a different liquid, see water fountain

"Katie shot me in the face with her geyser yesterday."

by The Big Man011 October 22, 2006

geyser

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.

I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007