garp

Shut the fuck up, no one gives a shit about what you are saying. Garp is very similar to words like dgaf, however the fact that it is such an unknown word allows you to be more creative in your ways of shutting up.

Just garp.

by realcool December 20, 2013

garp

To garp is to take someone from behind during a ride on public transportation. This includes buses, trains, trams but not your usual automobiles, as there is no standing room to garp properly

Human 1: I can't believe that guy garped me on the bus yesterday

Human 2: Yeah, he garped me too

by garpdaddyyy February 17, 2018

garp

Originally: Great African Research Project
A project undertaken in a particular online game, aimed at improving game-performance, the Great African Research Project started by Wollongong was soon abbreviated to garp. This word soon became a common word, with many uses. It could be used instead of n00b, to express surprise, or in any instance where the speaker does not really know what to say.

1: Man, you are such a garp.

2:
A: So how much did you pay for that thing?
B: $ 2599,99
A: *GARP*

by Wollongong August 5, 2006

Garp

The female perineum. Equivalent to the male gooch.

Ouch I just landed on my Garp, she said.

by NellsKnows December 3, 2020

Garp

To fart into your hand and wave it towards your face.

I was curious as to how bad my fart smelled so i decided to garp.

by Q-4PO July 27, 2008

Garp

The act of farting under water and biting the bubble it creates. Females can also "garp" queiffs.

Remember when we were little and you would garp in the pool?

by ThangSlangin April 10, 2009

Garp

A person that affiliates themselves with being a nerd or ‘neek’ as some may call it. Someone that stands out in the wrong way and is associated with NPC or beggy behaviour. Typically people that are virgins or have no rizz in everyday interactions

“What are you doing!! You’re such a Garp”

by Lord Garpius the 3rd January 22, 2023