fumbling

to grope any private parts.

Fumbling: a sport played by pirates, lumberjacks and people from Brighton

"why doest thou fumble with my....." William Shakespeare, from his amazing play 'the bum fumblers'

by Bill Speareshaker November 22, 2003

Fumbling

To say something on facebook that you would normally mumble under your breath.

Hey did you see what she said on facebook after you chewed her out at the party? Naw. That girl is always fumbling.

by shadowdragon3050 March 31, 2015

Fumbling Martin

Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.

Time of death; 4:20
Cause of death; Fumbling Martin

by _george__ January 6, 2007

Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you

Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag

by AJ7865 April 23, 2023

Fumbling the Bag

When you simp for a girl instead of hanging with the boys and still somehow get rejected

Austin’s fumbling the bag again?!

by Randomdude9508 March 21, 2021

fumbling felicia

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life

She spilled chemicals everywhere in lab today. She's such a fumbling felicia.

by buttledger May 14, 2015

Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023