Fouc

An acronym which means a fat old ugly cunt!

I can't believe it that person is such a fouc

by Papa Gheee December 5, 2018

fouc

acronym for fuck off you cunt. combines a few of the strongest swear word in the english language. would only be used in writing, as saying this will have very little shock. see also net slang

oi, fouc

by craig February 16, 2004

fouchy

Short for fucking touchy. Used when someone keeps putting their hands on you while talking to you.

Dude, can you quit being so fouchy?!

by mrfouchy October 2, 2014

fouchebag

Female version of a male douchebag. Works overtime on her look, makeup, hair, wardrobe, demeanor and virtually every characteristic which would entice males in public. She does this with no intention of hooking up, but rather to feed her insatiable appetite to build self-esteem.

The fouchebag walked through the club directly to the bar. Upon arriving she turned and quickly scanned the room to determine if her appearence generated any hysteria which would eventually land her free drinks.

by Toosh August 1, 2007

Foucher

Someone who ejaculates onto the face of a person/animal and then licks off the semen on their face

Can be used to insult a complete dickhead

-Dude, my neighbour is a total foucher. He fouched my neighbours cat.
-Sick, i want to party with him

by baby are you down July 19, 2010

Foucault's pendulum

1. a pendulum device named after the French physicist Léon Foucault, used to demonstrate the rotation of the Earth.

2. an extremely complicated novel by Umberto Ecco, first published in 1988. Persons successfully reading this book should be given a badge of merit.

Juicy O'Gazem: 'Did you really read all of "Foucault's Pendulum"'

Rod Stiffy: 'Yessirree, I did.'

Juicy O'Gazem: 'Wow, you should get a badge or a medal or something.'

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

foucaultious

Refers to something that is deliciously, or precociously, like Michel Foucault (French philosopher), or like something he would say.

Joe: Knowledge is a function of power.
Bob: That's foucaultious!

also

Joe's five-year-old son: Dad, I feel like my teachers are trying to normalize me.
Joe: That's my son! -so foucaultious.

by Zagaloo November 25, 2009