fmlsm

fuck my life so much

Rick:"That asshole teacher gave me detention for a month FMLSM"
Andy:Let's tee-pee his house

by Your Word Girl September 17, 2013

fmlm

fmlm is an acronym/abbreviation for "fuck my life mondays". It is a negative feeling/mood at the start of the start of the school/work week, typically caused by exhaustion and dread of the labour to come. The term is similar to having a "case of the mondays" and opposite to the term TGIF "thank god its friday"

Its monday morning, the coffee machine is broke, your boss is on your case and your extremely exhausted from the weekend. fmlm.

by theonewish March 19, 2011

FMLSOMF

Fuck My Life Shit On My Face.

When FML just won't do.

I woke up at 10:12 and my final exam in Physics was at 10:00. FMLSOMF (fuck my life shit on my face). FML just wasn't enough.

by tandrews February 5, 2009

FMLS

"Fuck my life sideways"
When its worse than just FML and FMLH even, "Fuck my life sideways" is like getting your shit railed by life.

"Dude, your sister was names FMLPO and your mom is trying to date the gym teacher"
Guy 2
"FMLS"

by De'Smonica October 17, 2009

FMLSaAitA

Short for: "F*** My Life Slowly and Awkwardly in the Ass"

Used when FML just isn't enough.

"Oh my god, dude, I can't believe I have a 23%! FMLSaAitA!"

as opposed to,

"Oh my god, dude, I can't believe I have a C! FML!"

by mechicken69 October 21, 2009

FMSM

Failed Management is Standard Management

The reorganisation went haywire, typical FMSM.

by Aanooniemaus October 30, 2011

Fmlmao

A combination of FML (Fuck My Life) and LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off), to be used when your life is shit, but somehow you find it funny even though it sucks .

Person 1: Someone stole my bank pin and now I'm out 5k

Person 2: Are you serious? Fail.

Person 3: Yeah, fmlmao much, lol.

by Ryan3932 January 8, 2010