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fmlm

fmlm is an acronym/abbreviation for "fuck my life mondays". It is a negative feeling/mood at the start of the start of the school/work week, typically caused by exhaustion and dread of the labour to come. The term is similar to having a "case of the mondays" and opposite to the term TGIF "thank god its friday"

Its monday morning, the coffee machine is broke, your boss is on your case and your extremely exhausted from the weekend. fmlm.

by theonewish March 19, 2011

Turn up the Man

When a man needs inspiration to overcome a hurdle which they may be lacking bravery to face

When speaking to a male friend who refuses to jump off a cliff into ice cold water, after you have just jumped, you say "Turn up the Man"

by theonewish April 22, 2010