floaters

those little random shapes you see, ghost~like in appearace, some are beyond the center of the field of vision~when you try to see them, they move around & change shape! Everyone has them.

These dang floaters are driving me batshit crazy!

by Starchylde June 9, 2015

floaters

bits of plasma, protein, or vitreous that are suspended in the vitreous humor (the gelly substance that fills your eye ball)Though they are normal; most people will get them eventually. They can be congential (from birth) or develop (usually as you get older) They are annoying at first, but most people learn to cope with them. They can be best seen on bright days or while looking at a uniform object, such as the sky.

These floaters are distracting me!

by Anand M June 10, 2007

floaters

1.boyant turds,turds of a high boyancy

2.natural breasts
3.beer left sitting out

There r floaters in the toilet,look at that pair of floaters!
some one left a floater around the table

by N8_Da_Gr8_254 June 22, 2009

floaters

Breasts, especially large breasts that may have been augmented. As used by Dannii Minogue on UK television

Dannii was asked about plastic surgery and she replied, "I've had my floaters done!"

by EDMWF December 15, 2008

floaters

the opposite of sprewells. they dont spin at all.

Which is better spinners or floaters?

by MaTT January 2, 2005

floaters

Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).

Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

floaters

when you take a crap, the crap floats and does not sink to the bottow of the toilet bowl

That crap was a floaters not a sinker

by Miami Pete October 12, 2005