flargus

A female egg cell that has rapidly mutated to the point where it has seven penises and five assholes.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Keira's baby?
Person 2: Yeah, it turned into a flargus.

by mhycro April 17, 2019

flargument

a flirtatous argument with someone you like

are you really mad at him, no were just having a flargument

by Konfetti August 14, 2010

flarguing

A mixture between flirting and arguing

She is so annoying when she is flarguing with him!

They have been flarguing the entire class period.

by flarguing December 3, 2009

The flagus

The flagus is a sex move were it means the man has to meditate which will then lead to man sneezing, if he sneezes 10 times or more then he has done the flagus correctly, after he sneezes then he'll have to then start farting into the woman's mouth, this is full flagus

I had finally corrected the flagus and my woman left me for it, of course I had to drug her because she wouldn't let me do it otherwise

by Fishyyy! August 25, 2019

Flarkus

You tried to say ‘F*ckking Marcus!’ but it’s just came out like Flarkus.

FLARKUS! Why’d you take all my diamonds?!?!

by GreasySeth October 29, 2019

flargshnorfin

A second rate handjob similar in quality to Ikea bookshelves and/or couches.

Dieter could tell from Gretchen's lazy eye that this night could only result in a flargshnorfin.

by Chaz Spiegel February 9, 2008

flatgusted

A strange sort of mix (not really) of the two words 'flattered' and 'disgusted', used to show a strange feeling that no other word or phrase can quite convey. Also slight shock perhaps.

(Made up on my kitchen floor at three in the morning, sorta stoned and eating profiteroles)

Someone 1: I was making out with this guy last night, and all of a sudden I feel a hard on in his pants.
Someone 2: Oh mah God!
Someone 1: I don't know whether I should feel flattered, or disgusted - I've only known him for three hours.
Someone 2: Go for flatgusted, I think that's a pretty good compromise between the two.

by Horrorrorror- May 9, 2010