Fetal

When you are so depressed, all you want to do is go back in time and crawl back into the womb assuming the fetal position, wishing you were never born.

Bruv that's bare fetal!

by Bubzy G January 27, 2017

fetal

the desired position or 'space' a person withdraws into when life and all its trials gets a little tough - yearning to retun to the womb imagery.

also a term used when noticing the pixie-like facial features that match the effects of fetal-alcohol syndrome -mother drinking when child was in-utero.

Q:"hey you seen justin lately?"
A:"yeah hes been all fetal since his girl left"

or

"who the fuck is that fetal dude on our couch watching my DVD's?"

Def B:

"bro i met your cousin last week, she looked pretty fetal - is there a history of heavy drinking in your family?"

by hartattack April 1, 2006

fetal

adj. Describes an awkward person or situation...the state of wishing to return to the womb due to excessive embarrassment/stupidity

Whoa...that was fetal, man.

by =west= October 10, 2003

fetal

Something that is on the brink, ready to emerge/take-off. Pre-birth and/or ready for mass consumption. Birth = opposite of "ghosted".

Kyle: "Dude, I like that idea. It has a lot of promise" Clif: "Ya man, I it's totally FETAL."

by Clif Hirtle July 23, 2005

fetal

One who loves to suck cock through a gloryhole

"Fatal likes too suck dick so bad his tongue has sores"
"Fetal will suck cock for free"

by Larry Cañonga December 6, 2016

fetal squeeze

The act of going into a fetal position to squeeze out that shit when you get a stomachache.

I went into a fetal squeeze after having that burrito

by Gifted Child October 19, 2009

Fetal Personhood

An extremist Force Birth idea that a fetus has the same personhood rights of human being, therfore canceling out the personhood rights of the pregnant Woman/girl to make here own individual Healthcare choice of whether or not to carry a pregnancy to full term even if the pregnancy was forced upon them without consent.

"Your Honor, Fetal Personhood doesn't cancel out my clients Personhood right to make her own health decisions" replied Heather who's legal clients was seeking to end her unplanned pregnancy

by Libertius November 11, 2022