february 14th

a day where love doesn’t mean sex, but hardcore sex

josh: hey did you hear seth’s birthday was february 14th?

gavin: aww he’s gonna have some hardcore sex

by dummythicc12 October 18, 2019

february 14th

the day im killing myself

ayo february 14th is around the block, I aint about to endure another year alone

by SadCat316 February 7, 2022

february 14th

National JIGSAW day. The day where you stream JIGSAW by Dojo Dog and get slutty as if your life depends on it.

Friend 1: "Hey, What day is it"
Friend 2: "February 14th"
Friend 1: " Guess I got to shake some ass in the strip club to JIGSAW then!"

by WET4AUDIO February 13, 2023

February 14th

my birthday and a day to celebrate being forever single

oh man it's February 14th time to eat ice cream and cry about how lonely I am on my birthday

by Ben, middle name Dover, Forme September 1, 2017

February 14th

The one day of the year where you have to be romantic to your significant other.

February 14th
Man: Hey sweetie, let's go out to a fancy place tonight, my treat! oh also, I bought you a diamond ring to match your pearl necklace.
Woman: Oh, I love you Bob!
February 15th
Man: HEY WOMAN!!! get me another can of beer! *BELCH*
woman: I have a name you know!!!

by Kururu February 13, 2008

February 14th

The worst day to exist if you're birthday was this day you were a mistake and you're a hoe.

Hey, what you doing February 14th?! KMS stfu hoe.

by im hot lol December 7, 2022

February 14th

International forever alone day, it’s because you look ugly.

February 14th is the day where you will be forever along

by Whatever122 October 28, 2019