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featuritis

Humorous way used to describe the way programs tend to be overloaded with functions until it gets useless.
Office is affected by featuritis!!
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featuristics

1. A combination of features and characteristics used to describe a noun.
He has the featuristics of a manly Ryan Seacrest.
by Patricia B. January 14, 2008
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Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas marked by repeated farting and/or a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you.
I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.
by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019
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Flatulitis

is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.
Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.
by Gas Queen March 1, 2011
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Futuritis

The condition among twenty-somethings where the prospect of committing to anything (usually a relationship, though can also be a home purchase etc.. Grad school, btw, is a notable exception because it is itself often a way of avoiding the future.) causes a flare up in a passive-aggressive avoidance response, ultimately leading to a break-up/blow-up.

(Disclaimer: Futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. Deal with it, language Nazis.)
Ladyfriend Jane: I don't understand why John doesn't want me to move to Philadelphia.
Platonic Manfriend Pete: Jane, you're both 25 and you've been dating for three years. John's got futuritis; there's no way he wants you to move in with him, but he's never going to tell you that. Because he wants to give the business to some other skanks.
LFJ: John can suck my dick.
PMP: Indeed.
by larrychoiceman August 21, 2009
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Chronic Flatulitis

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.
I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.
by IRStinkee March 6, 2019
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Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.
I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.
by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019
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