fax machine

A kid in class who hears others silently say an answer to a question, and they say it louder so that the teacher hears and it makes them look super smart when they're stealing people's thunder.

Mr. Baffi: What is 3+3?

Chad:(quietly) 6.

Ashly: SIX!!!!

Bennett: Dude, Ashly, I totally heard Chad just say that. You're such a fax machine!!!

by Ashly :DD August 08, 2007

Fax Machine

When something is so true, saying Facts nor Fax quite portrays its accuracy.

Richard: Bro I'm so sick of high school, I just want to graduate already.

Jason: Fax machine

by Alexander Spamilton January 02, 2019

Fax Machine

Attractive female. Stems from a commonly misheard lyric in AC/DC's song "You Shook Me All Night Long", which is "She was a fax machine". The actual lyric is "She was a fast machine".

Dude, did you see that fax machine back there?

by Jackle13 December 24, 2012

Fax Machine

Something you get after removing the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.

Man: After you take away the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise, what’ve you got? A fax machine.

by CrackaMcLackin January 06, 2021

Fax Machine

A machine used for sending faxes.

Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)

by Evil October 19, 2003

Fax machine

Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone...

you know that thing called a fax machine? oh yea, isn’t it basically the outcome of unprotected sex between a letter and a phone?

by Doodle:) February 26, 2020

fax machine party

a party held over a fax machine. usually between two people. It's like text messaging, but it's free. You can even draw doodles or fax pictures!

"Hey Chelsea! Do you want to have a fax machine party?"
Chelsea: "Freak! You are so weird! No, I don't want to have a fax machine party! Leave me alone or I will call the cops!"

by marcus daniel malloid February 07, 2008