family reunion

A euphemism for winding up back inside since prison has provided some with the only family they will ever have.

My sentencing is scheduled for tomorrow and I suspect I will wind up having another family reunion as a result.

family reunion by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Family Reunion

The awkward get together your parents make you go to where you stand around for hours with random relatives, some of which you either despise or don't actually know.

They come up to you and shout random things and kiss your cheeks.

Mom- You have to go to the family reunion! You have no choice!

(Later...)

Aunt Sally- My! You've grown! You look just like your Uncle Rufus!
Kid- Oh thanks!
Then, to him/herself: ...Rufus is the ugliest fuck I've ever met...

Family Reunion by PracticeSafeLunch June 15, 2010

Family Reunion

Where your parents/grandparents make you go to be around people you have never seen in your life.

At home... || You: No mom, no! I'm not going somewhere that has old women who I've never met before pinching my cheek!
Mom: *trying to pull you of the staircase banister* You're...going...and...that's...FINAL!!
You: *being dragged to the car* NO!!!
At the Family Reunion...
Some old lady that's related to you: *grabs your cheek with finger nails that feel like electricity* So cute! She looks exactly like her aunt Myrtle!
You: *to yourself* Who the hell is Myrtle?! *then out loud* Help I need an adult who isn't covered in wrinkles!

Family Reunion by ThatA7xFanPerson June 28, 2011

Family reunion

The shittiest event you will ever have to attend. You will meet people you dont know and they will be the worst people ever

Bill: i have a fucking family reunion this weekend.
Jim: that sucks
Bill : yah theyll be fucking retards.

Family reunion by Vvgghhh November 13, 2010

Family Reunion

When you get together with family members. A reminder as to why you moved away in the first place.

Also known as "Southern Speed Dating".

Friend: "Man, I don't want to go to my family reunion."
Me: "Why not?"
Friend: "My uncle... He has a problem with touching...."

Family Reunion by Mr. Plaid January 16, 2009

family reunion

when you have sex with your partner in front of their family

wanna have a family reunion tonight?

family reunion by RealSlocker November 7, 2018

family reunion

a short but catchy song by blink-182, in which every word is a curse word.

chorus: shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat!

tyler- "tits fart turd and twat"
josh- "what are you singing?"
tyler- "family reunion by blink-182"
josh- "whats a twat?"
tyler- "you dumnass"

family reunion by twatdidyousay?icunthearyou December 5, 2007