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Speaker one: btw that was sarcasm
Speaker two: it's not sarcasm if you have to tell someone then it's failcasm
Speaker two: pwned
by M!d3v1 ^ n!757!k3 February 15, 2010
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failgasm

n.
v.
When you are getting close to sexual climax, and you feel the cum coming up, but you cum too early, only getting half the orgasm, or none at all, but you can't cum again.
I had already cum twice, and when I tried to go for a third, I failgasmed and ruined my day.
by Tarvosthegaul September 14, 2009
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Failgasm

"Dude, guys, check out my sick-ass moonwalk!" -Jeff *Proceeds to trip and fall on his face.*

"Haha, FAILGASM!" -Brad
by ZeosPantera January 29, 2008
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Failgasm

When a fail feels good.
i had a failgasm yesterday.
by Dragongobi May 18, 2009
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failgasm

It was going great with her; then I had a failgasm and left.
by oldlordmonkey June 1, 2011
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Failgasm

Fail-gasm~(fāl-gaz-uhm)
-noun
1.A moment of sheer ecstasy at the sight or sound of an epic fail.
2.Intense or unrestrained excitement when everything goes horribly wrong, usually pertaining to ones own life.
3. The moment you realize your life sucks
–verb (used without object)
4.To have a failgasm
-intr.v. fail·gasm·ed (-gaz-uhm-d), fail·gasm·ing (gaz-uhm-ing), fail·gasms (gaz-uhmz)
To experience a failgasm.
fail·gas'mic (fāl-gāz'mĭk), fail·gas'tic (-tĭk) adj., fail·gas'mi·cal·ly, fail·gas'ti·cal·ly adv.
When I saw that my ex was not only pregnant but fat as well, it was absolutely failgasmic.

I totally failgasmed when I saw that video of him dancing to Lady Gaga in his bathroom naked while putting on make-up.

I just totaled my dads BMW, I'm gonna have a failgasm
by AntiMangina February 16, 2010
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Multiple Failgasm

A new lever of fail; something fails so epic-ly that it becomes a Failgasm; something fails sexually
(Shaun:)
Hey, did you know that they have an anime blow-up doll at Spencer's?

(Tyler:)
Really? Wow, now that's a fail.

(Shaun:)
Yaah! They also have a midget and a Paris Hilton doll!

(Zack:)
That's more than just fail, that's a Multiple Failgasm!
by xYamakunx May 23, 2009
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