f0sta

To be incredibility stupid or to perform an incredibility stupid act.

I just tried to kill a green dragon with my bandos godsword - I just pulled a f0sta

by antonwhy February 22, 2008

oral fistation

Verb (oh-rah-lee phis-tay-shion)
Not to be confused with Freud's oral fiaxation
1. The act of forcefully placing a fist into ones mouth, sexually.

2. The act of violently punching someone in the mouth.

1. Becky: I can't wait to go to Liam's house later. He told me we could oral fistate tonight.

2. Did you watch the fight last night?Rhonda Rousey totally got orally fistated.

~oral fistate, orally fistating, orally fistated, oral fistation

by 3sexetiers February 17, 2017

fistagon

Term coined by Zack De La Rocha of Rage Against The Machine. Used to describe the iron-fisted Pentagon.

Terror rains drenchin', quenchin the thrist of power dons.
That five sided fist-a-gon.

Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil?
Or for the vultures who thirst for blood and oil?
A spectacle monopolized
They hold the reins and stole your eyes
The fistagons bullets and bombs
Who stuff the banks
Who staff the party ranks

by Grif July 5, 2004

Long Fistance

When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!

Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!

by Zeta_Pharaoh September 18, 2012

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

Windows Fista

Windows Fista's slogan: The ow stats now.

Windows Fista, the ow starts now.

by sciurus February 21, 2008

Fistaphobia

Fear of being fisted

"Omg Jenni does NOT have fistaphobia!
What a whore!"

by minge... August 25, 2008