eavsing

To lean into a conversation being held by others in a effort to eavesdrop and possible contribute if asked. If caught, eavsing can appear to be accidental.

"Oh, I wasn't eavsing on your conversation."

by Kim Fulcher January 2, 2008

Easing the Badger

The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.

The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.

Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.

You're not old enough to know what 'Easing the Badger' means.

by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018

Quantitative Easing

A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.

Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".

Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!

Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!

by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011

easington

Easington is a shithole and is full of some strange but some fit lads

“Hey are you down easington”

by Shardyyxo January 11, 2018

dick easing

when a guy slowly puts in his dick into a vagina or anus, slower than usual, typically at the beginning of sex.

he was really dick easing like crazy last night, it really took him a while to go in.

by ahhhhyes August 11, 2020

easington lane

A drug hole with chavs at ya neck

Shit hole

Isis would not bomb here to much of a shit hole our Easington Lane

by Bobtopchav November 25, 2019

Easington

Where pure little scruffs live who will shag for a pack of aldi digestive biscuits and shag on the village green every friday night with there little smackhead mates

I shagged a lad for a pack of digestives on the village green in Easington

by Topshagger69 February 20, 2019