Dirty German

n. A "moustache" given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person's upper lip. See: Dirty Sanchez

"I like the way your moustache smells." "Do you want a Dirty German?"

by Helmut Kohl July 3, 2007

Dirty German

Heating up a sausage in the oven then fucking someone in the ass with it while reading Mien Kemf

She is so hot I'd give her a dirty german for lunch

by paraleel October 3, 2011

Dirty German

a gay engineering teacher who molests little children and wears spedos to the beach

Watch your children around that dirty german

by Alex Powers May 23, 2003

dirty german

the act of dropping a load of hot shit on a girl's face, then ejaculating on her.

Her ultimate fantasy is a dirty german gang bang, where she will be covered in ten guys' stinking loads.

by biggdawgg August 20, 2009

Dirty German

The dirty German is when you are jerking of to your favorite porn site while you’re on the toilet taking a shit...

Hey bud, I’d be over at your place drinking a beer, but I’m to busy with my dirty German.

by anonymous May 11, 2021

Dirty German

Derived from the roots of the infamous Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty German is a smuge of shit on the upper lip in the form of a Hitler moustache.

After receiving a Dirty German she proceeded to shoot herself in the face.

by Kurt 'The German' July 29, 2008

Dirty German

Fornicating with a sweaty armpit. Preferably unshaven.

"Dude, when that bitch passed out I gave her a dirty German!"
"Sweet!"

by TCK82 February 8, 2008