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Cumfucker

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Similar to a motherfucker. But a specific type of motherfucker who is a despicable and dirty-minded.

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex with cum, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with with there own or others cum”

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time. Just describes a really shitty person.
Nick is such a cumfucker”
“All these guys are dirty-minded cumfucker”
by anger gurl May 21, 2018
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cumfucker

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Pronunciation: kuhm-fuhk-er
Part of Speech: Noun (slang, derogatory); Interjection

Definition:
An aggressively vulgar term used to insult someone who has committed an egregious act of betrayal, disrespect, or sheer audacity. Typically exclaimed in moments of emotional intensity or confrontation, "cumfucker" conveys a deep sense of personal violation, often used in response to romantic betrayal or extreme provocation.
Example Dialogue:
Owen: “I slept with your ex last night.”
Kevin: “HOW DARE YOU CUMFUCKER!!”
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cumbucket list

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A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.
1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."

2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."
by slapshot5hole May 23, 2010
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bitchass cuntfucker

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Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road
Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?
by Cackalacka September 4, 2008
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Cumfuckle

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The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.
Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert
by Motownphilly February 17, 2021
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scumfucker

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v. A person far worse than a mere fucker.
"Have you seen Allan?"
"No, why?"
"Guy took a shit on my lawn, sold my car, and pissed on my mom. I'm gonna kill him."
"What a scumfucker!"
by Alecx Hunter September 3, 2005
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bumfuckery

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Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.
by thaks May 26, 2006
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