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The act of gingerly crouching over one's significant other, parting the buttflaps and sharting on the crown of their head while playing Candy Crush.
"Dude I totally crudged Nate last Night. It was a mess, I needed so much bleach. But at least I beat three levels."
by Brian Badonde94 March 27, 2017
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To assemble, build or construct in a haphazard way.
The red neck cludged together a side room on his mobile home. The cludged side room had a tin roof which screamed "We are Whitetrash."
by Christohper8NY December 25, 2007
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"That stupid crudger just asked what language they speak in England!"
by ProfessorKnowItAll July 31, 2008
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A foxy, toothless midget that runs around video games looking for hidden spaces
I just saw Crudger fall off that hill, and he has such a cute corpse.
by SweetOkole December 23, 2009
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a feeble boy who is generally "uncool"
"get out of my way you f**king crudge"
by soupeter February 3, 2009
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to hog a joint or to generally be stingy.
" i wish you'd stop crudging me out and pass the spliff. "
" pass the joint you crudge."
by Messy101 February 13, 2008
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