concaution

A crockpot receipt involving whatever is left in the frig. must include fresh jalapeños and some short of meat plus black beans...for gas

you forgot the black beans in your concaution, that is unacceptable

by jimbob-jumpback January 14, 2010

napa valley conception

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

by Opie Post December 25, 2013

concraption

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.

Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!

by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005

conclusionary

a word or phrase that draws the intention of a conclusion.
A phrase being a conclusionary statement.

conclusionary statements:

In conclusion, In retrospect, as a result of, therefore, proving my point that...(etc)

by Ttddhj November 17, 2007

Jumping to Conclusions

When you add 2 and 2 together... and get 22

Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."

by Future Mind-Controlling Robots July 26, 2010

Jump to conclusions mat

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.

see office space

by vincenzo December 3, 2003

Conception Balm

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.

The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.

by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016