compstat

(short for COMPuter STATistics, which was the computer file name of the original program)—is a computerization and quantification program used by police departments.

The compstat numbers are due tomorrow morning

by Pirozhok July 23, 2022

Computato

A combination of computer and potato to represent lazy bums who sit in front of their computer watching tv shows rather than being a couch potato who sits on their couch in front of a television.

Ex. Matt loves sitting around and being a computato as he watches Spanish soap operas on his laptop.

by ladyrainosaur November 25, 2011

computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

by Telephony July 3, 2014

Computational Resources

Computational Resources: Are the Computing Resources that including Data storage, processing power, Ram, Time & Bandwidth. Other wise referred to as (CR) and primarily used in utility computing.

Digital Ribbon is developing the information and technology infrastructure for the management, distribution, and pricing of (CR) Computational Resources for providers and users; it intends to be a commercial leader in the rapidly emerging market of utility computing.

by Erik Weaver June 30, 2005

computatrumasaurus

a person whose diet consists of only computers

urgh burg youre such a computatrumasaurus

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

computater

An overclocked potato.

When Johny tried to play a new video game on his computater, it began to smell of burnt fries.

by theoriginaltater December 12, 2007

computater

what my friend calls his computer when it is broken.

That damned computater broke again!!!!!

by Ben Dover November 19, 2003