coif

hair or hairdo

...simply put.

conan o'brien has the best coif known to man.

by ... March 2, 2005

coif

1. A hood or collar made from chainmail. Worn by the knights of old.

2. A substitute cuss word.

What the coif, dude!?

by nerd@geek January 24, 2011

coif

As a cycling term, to be stopped abruptly atop a hill by a slower rider, resulting in a crash due to a loss of momentum.

Fuck!!! Enoel coifed me!!!! - Laks

by OSOK November 13, 2011

coifed

Failing to accomplish basic tasks extremely quickly. Such as dying instantly in a video game or losing a game at round 1.

The moment we started he just went and coifed immediately.

by tahity December 23, 2019

COIF

Stands for Com' On, It's Friday

i.e.

Guy#1: Hey bro can you please finish this report before you go?
Guy#2: COIF!!!!

by oican February 3, 2017

Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

Columbus Coif

A sexual act in which a person defecates upon another person's head. This could be achieved while a man is receiving fellatio in a 69 position and defecates upon his partner's head.

This is In the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Cincinnati Bowtie} and part of the Ohio Trifecta.

Hey man, me and my chick just completed the Ohio Trifecta when she let me give her a Columbus Coif.

by Flashtopher May 8, 2018