Coiff 

A term which is most applicable when used in Mountain Biking, but is still relevant otherwise. While riding along a trail behind someone, mostly, up a steep incline. The person in front decides not to continue to maintain their speed, but rather, allow their momentum to barely carry them over the apex, forcing the person behind the rider to either stop, eat their back tire, or in extreme cases, fly over their bars like superman.

I was about to fly past that newbie, but he wouldn't let me around and then coiffed me at the peak inside Little Razorback.

Don't coiff me, bro!!

Coiff by MTB guy August 18, 2011

Coiff-Fuckery 

The phenomenon that happens the morning before your haircut when it turns out perfect making you question whether to cancel your haircut or keep it

My hair came out perfect and my appointment for a cut is tonight! Should I cancel? What kind of Coiff-fuckery is this?

Coiff-Fuckery by Francena August 11, 2020

Coffee Booster 

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.

That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.

Coffee Booster by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022

avetard coffee table 

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

avetard coffee table by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

cliff-faced 

Very serious, neutral and/or generally looking consistently sad

Hi OMORI! Cliff-faced as usual, I see.

cliff-faced by fairyc0rpse December 25, 2020

Coffee Ass 

When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.

Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!

Coffee Ass by OmgShane July 5, 2016

coffee time 

A way to get a friend to meet up but instead of sitting together for a cup of Joe, it turns into a lengthy intervention session.

Friend: Should we ask bigboi for coffee time?
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.

coffee time by midspin69 August 12, 2019