Cleat

A wasted cliterus, belonging to decent lass, but has sealed over from lack of use, in effect becoming hermetically sealed.

Myra's some bird, its a shame her cleat has become hermetically sealed, you'd need a chisel and a blow torch to get your jollies with her now.

by MasterBOB425texas May 27, 2010

cleat

A portmanteau describing CLoned mEAT

Susan: "Eck! This steak tastes like cleat! Where did you get it?"
Albert: "I brought it home from the lab."
Susan: "I knew it!"

by the_chemist January 19, 2008

Cleat

Clam meat

There’s a lot more cleat in this spaghetti than I thought there would be!

by Jack Seabass October 20, 2020

cleat chaser

a promiscuous woman who follows athletes (baseball or football) usually on the college level, in the hopes of having intercourse with one of them

Yo, that bitch is a cleat chaser, the whole team has nailed her.

by Aaron Rock October 30, 2003

cleat grass

Marijauna of extremely, extremely low quality. Might as well have been picked from a football field after a game. The absolute worst you can get.

This cleat grass is so shitty that I wouldn't smoke it if I'd been completely dry for years.

by neswheat November 7, 2008

cleat digger

A female who seeks multiple sexual relationships specifically with athletes, either college or pro.

Julio left the frat party with several cleat diggers.

by Po'k Chop January 14, 2009

Cleat Rash

A random, itchy rash that suddenly appears after spending the night "talking" to football players in the night club. This rash mostly appears on cleat chasers.

Hey, did you see Betsy itching her cleat rash at work today? I heard she was cleat chasing all night at the club.

by BigScoot November 5, 2013